Vampire Girls
by Koo Koo Boy
lyrics and music by Scott Coblio

Vampire girls, when all is said and done
Just want to got to the beach
And have a little fun
They want to let their hair down
And catch some rays of sun
Vampire girls
Vampire girls

Vampire girls don't work nine to five
You can catch them on the graveyard shift
But you may not make it home alive
They want to find your soft spot
And drink until it's dry
Vampire girls
Vampire girls

Let's go to the park, to the store, to the store, to the zoo
Everything's closed now, there's nothing to do
Catch a midnight movie, maybe one, maybe two
Vampire girls got nothing to do

Vampire girls walking down the street
In liquid blue eyeshadow
Tatoos on their feet
They're tanning in their daydreams
In peachy beachy heat
Vampire girls
Vampire girls

Vampire girls playing solitaire
Watching Johnny Carson talk to Linda Blair
They read a fashion magazine
With eggwhite in their hair
Vampire girls
Vampire gir